”人类“的故事1

世界上有一种特别的动物

它叫作“人类”

它们的身上有一种难看的斑点叫做“缺陷”

有些多，有些少，不过每一个“人类”都有难看班点

它们不断的想方设法掩盖身上的“缺点”

可是用了几千年的时间都找不到方法

结果

它们决定创造一种信念

一种可以遮盖“缺陷”的信念

它叫做“缺陷美”

之后，”人类“都不为身上的”缺陷“而感到惭愧

表面上，问题是解决了

可是难看的”缺陷“依然在身上

而且，似乎越来越多了。。。。

GET REAL!!!

LETS JUST FACE THE FACTS!

People always have conflicts

CAUSE: human is the cause
(we dun communicate enough to understand each other)

EFFECTS: human suffer the effects
(we start to complain about others' faults and things are not done)

PROBLEM: human is the problem
(not enough communication)

CONCLUSION:
sit down and start communicating

easy........isn't it?

FUNNY huh!?

HAVE YOU EVER WONDER about horror shows........

why is it that ghost are always the long black hair and white/red long skirt GIRLs
why is it that vampires are afraid of cross/garlic/sunlight
why is it that vampires' have the colors of their eye change when they transform
why is it that after SADAKO all the jap and korean female ghosts have to start CLIMBING ON THE FLOOR
why is it that female ghost have to cover their face with all that hair
why is it that ghost can never speak properly
why is it that they are apparently more active at night
why is it that there must always be something in the toilets
why is it that vampires must stay in the coffin and not any other covered boxes
why is it that blood must appear somewhere in that 2 hours show
why is it that the dead must always disturb the living
why is it that ghost must appear from behind


CONCLUSION:

it is funny how the living controls how the dead lives...........

This is ME

Why are u late........

BECAUSE...

i miss the bus/train
there was a traffic jam
it was raining
i had to get my breakfast/lunch/tea/dinner/supper and the person took a long time to prepare the food
the clock did not ring
my mum did not wake me up
the taxi driver did not know the way
my shoe/bag gave way
i was delayed by a friend/salesperson
i fell asleep on the bus/train/blah
i was too engross about something

CONCLUSION:

its pretty obvious that those are just simply EXCUSES not REASONS
for time/environment don't control us
we are the one who plan and decide

However,

people apprantly feel better after listening all that EXCUSES
then not hearing anything from the latecomer.........

Funny huh?

Beauty and the Beast***if u watch and remember***

this is the scene:

my sis wants me to slp:

IT HAS PAST UR BEDTIME......GO TO SLEEP NOW

but i had only one think in mind:

>>>BUT I AM NOT SLEEPY

***i guess only those who watched it like a hundered times like ME will understand the link to BEAUTY n the BEAST

YAWNz........(-o-)

YAWNS.....

YAWNS.....

(-0-)

(-o-)

(-0-)

(-o-)

BUT I AM NOT SLEEPY ?

FACADE

**i kinda of hate the fact tt my mac doesnt allow me play with fonts, so all i can do is to write fancy things, for ppl who miss me, I AM BACK!!!!!

Boy: every morning when he wakes up, he will never once remember what did he do the day before...every single day...it just repeats itself.....though puzzled...but he doesnt bother....he routinely brush his teeth, wash himself, put on his clothes and prepares himself for the day ahead....he would look into the mirror and tell himself " I MUST BE GOOD TO EVERYONE AROUND ME, I MUST DO WATEVA TT PLEASES THE PPL ARD ME, SO TT THEY WILL LIKE ME"....and he goes out and EVERYONE IS PLEASED

***and tt explains why he doesnt remember anything the next morning
***but evryone is please
***conclusion: life is not abt pleasing EVERYBODY, becos someday will come when SOMEBODY realise how unreal u are, and slowly NOBODY would bother u, and the most important thing is u have left no memories in ANYBODYs' mind, for who will remember one with the FACADE

***i just realised how to changed the fonts.......hahah****
***BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS STILL A PROBLEM***
***its ONE FOR ALL n ALL FOR ONE.....they changed together****
(~o~)